"Oh, for God’s sake. He’s on his own for two days and he joins a gang."

"Oh, for God’s sake. He’s on his own for two days and he joins a gang."


"This isn’t turning out to be the party hangout I’d hoped."

"This isn’t turning out to be the party hangout I’d hoped."


"Well, that was a freebie."

"Well, that was a freebie."


"I like hot sailors.""Me too." 

"I like hot sailors."
"Me too." 


“If you give someone permission to use a tissue, you can’t be upset if they blow their nose.”

“If you give someone permission to use a tissue, you can’t be upset if they blow their nose.”


"Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?"

"Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?"


Q
I might just have to reblog everything from you and I can't - I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH. This is the best blog.
A


"I’m afraid I just blue myself."
~Submitted by littleclaypot :D

"I’m afraid I just blue myself."

~Submitted by littleclaypot :D


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This blog is everything I could ever want. Thank you.
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no, thank YOU!


"I’m a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits."
"Suddenly playing with yourself is considered a scholarly pursuit."

"I’m a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits."

"Suddenly playing with yourself is considered a scholarly pursuit."